- Ladies and Gentlemen
- Present plight of the European Debutante
- That sofa must have been made for two
He: That sofa must have been made for two. She: It’s hardly short enough for that. - Tragic Moments
When your mother shows your best girl the door. - Seventh Inning - Everybody up
- Our uncharted coast
Very dangerous. - Tragic Moments
A susceptible young man trying to make up his mind which way to turn. - Rameses the Great
- The Slipper Bazaar, Cairo, January 22, 1898
- Tragic Moments
Dad is introduced to the man of her choice—“the nicest, sweetest thing in all the world." - Sarah, what is that I smell
Skimpy Mistress (scenting unaccustomed delights): Sarah, what is that I smell? Undernourished Maid of all Work: I think it must come in from next door. - Tragic Moments
His fiancée sees Captain von Hoffenfeffer in civilian clothes for the first time. - The Announcement of her engagement
- A Dancing-Girl
- Temptation
Just before it’s too late. - Advice to the mentally feeble
Go back to the stable as soon as possible - Mobilizing for the summer campaign
- A Saving Grace
“Louise, I really cannot permit you to read novels on Sunday.” “But, Grandmamma, this novel is all right; it tells about a girl who was engaged to three Episcopal clergymen, all at once.” - The latest craze
- When women vote
Mrs. Jones officially notified of her election as sheriff. - Shopping
- Tragic Moments
The Rev. —— reads his latest comedy to his niece. - That’s a fine dog you have there. What breed is it
“That’s a fine dog you have there. What breed is it?” “Sh! Not so loud! He thinks he’s a bulldog.” - A widow
Little Sister: A widow? What’s a widow? Big Sister: A lady what’s had a husband and is goin’ to have another. - Advice to the mentally feeble
Never by any chance stay at home. - A dog's life
- His Highness Prince Mahomet Ali, Cairo, February 14, 1898
His Highness Prince Mahomet Ali, Cairo, February 14, 1898 - Out of Work
- The Wonders of nature
Fond Grandparent: I was exactly like him at his age. - Advice to the mentally feeble
By all means marry for a home. - Tragic Moments
Trying to be appreciative while the author of the verses looks over your shoulder. - A tragic moment for Smyth
A tragic moment for Smyth (who married for a home) Mrs. S. (who has the money) objects to the size of his tailor’s bill. - The Reason dinner was late
- Also Brave
An outsider at one of Mrs. Catchem’s evenings. - When Grandpa thinks of his mother
- Studies in Expression
Waiting for the flashlight. - A Story from the Front
- All women look alike
The plump one complains that the modern fashions make all women too much alike. - You don’t mean to say, Estelle, that you are tired of settlement work
“You don’t mean to say, Estelle, that you are tired of settlement work?” “But, Auntie, dear, poor people are so monotonous.” - The latest things in mens styles
- The Sheik of the Pyramids
- The Third Generation
- Tragic Moments
When your rich aunt arrives unexpectedly and finds you haven’t hung the portrait she sent you at Christmas. - A Guardian of the Temple
- All sorts of pups
- Also Brave
The parson’s wife. - Advice to the mentally feeble
Keep out of politics. - Among those not invited
- Salem Ghesiri Dragoman
- I don’t think married life is ever happy, anyway
“I don’t think married life is ever happy, anyway.” “Then, why don’t you divorce your husband?” “I’d rather quarrel with him than with strangers.” - It’s perfectly awful the way you continue to flirt with your old sweethearts
He: It’s perfectly awful the way you continue to flirt with your old sweethearts. I don’t believe you love me any more. And yet, before we were married, you told me I was a man of a thousand. She: So you were, my dear, so you were. But I can’t entirely forget the other nine hundred and ninety-nine. - A Descendant of the Prophet
- Do women propose
Mr. Wooden always wanted a tall, serious wife, while his friend Chubb intended to marry a cheery little woman. - Studies in Expression
Reading the play. - A Luxor Dancing-girl
- Mother and daughter passing by the Yeomen
The bustle and waiting was transferred to the grand hall below, where little olive-skinned Indian ladies of high birth, and famous English beauties whose photographs could be bought on Piccadilly, stood side by side until their carriages stopped the way. Mothers and daughters passed between rows of Yeomen of the Guard to the door, daylight, and the photographers; finally home, where tea is arranged, and friends are gathered to hear about it. - A Karnak Beggar
A Karnak Beggar - Tragic Moments
Which shall be her sphere? - A Gentleman at Arms
A Gentleman at Arms - Hyde Park Corner
Hyde Park Corner