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- Frederick enjoys the flower show in our village
- I had a poet on one side and a millionaire on the other
“I had a poet on one side and a millionaire on the other.” “What did you talk about?” “I talked to the poet about money and to the millionaire about the intellectual life.” - Have you ever written any editorials
Editor: Have you ever written any editorials? College Graduate: No, sir; but I think I might train my mind down to it. - Don’t you get awful tired of doin’ what you’re told
“Between me an’ you, Uncle Jasper, don’t you get awful tired of doin’ what you’re told? Don’t be scared to answer. I won’t give you away to Aunt Jane.” - Her Dance
- Household Decoration
Mantel ornaments for domestic cheer. - Famous Actor
Famous Actor: Oh, yes, I’m married, but I always think it’s kind o’ tough on a girl that marries one of us travelin’ men. “Still, it might be worse. I suppose you’re away from home most of the time.” - In the Clouds
- Botany in the Bowery
“Where did you get those flowers, little girl? Off a tree?” “No, sir.” “Off a bush?” “No, sir.” “Where?” “Off a lady.” - Arthur says when he is at your house he acts just like one of the family
“Arthur says when he is at your house he acts just like one of the family.” “Yes, he seems to be just as much afraid of my wife as I am.” - Do you think you will be able to keep within your allowance this month
Husband: Do you think you will be able to keep within your allowance this month? “I’m afraid so.” - Even the fish have feelings
- Everyman to his taste
- Christmas Eve Visitors
- Keeping Neutral
- Meeting her sister's city friends
- Tragic Moments
Strong-minded Lady (on meeting the bride and groom): I trust you will be as happy as we have been. - Ladies and Gentlemen
- Tragic Moments
Something wrong somewhere—time 8.55 and still waiting for dinner to be announced. - Looking over his latest investments
- Our uncharted coast
Very dangerous. - Present plight of the European Debutante
- Tragic Moments
When your mother shows your best girl the door. - That sofa must have been made for two
He: That sofa must have been made for two. She: It’s hardly short enough for that. - Seventh Inning - Everybody up
- Tragic Moments
A susceptible young man trying to make up his mind which way to turn. - Tragic Moments
Dad is introduced to the man of her choice—“the nicest, sweetest thing in all the world." - Tragic Moments
His fiancée sees Captain von Hoffenfeffer in civilian clothes for the first time. - Sarah, what is that I smell
Skimpy Mistress (scenting unaccustomed delights): Sarah, what is that I smell? Undernourished Maid of all Work: I think it must come in from next door. - The Announcement of her engagement
- Tragic Moments
The Rev. —— reads his latest comedy to his niece. - A Saving Grace
“Louise, I really cannot permit you to read novels on Sunday.” “But, Grandmamma, this novel is all right; it tells about a girl who was engaged to three Episcopal clergymen, all at once.” - Mobilizing for the summer campaign
- Temptation
Just before it’s too late. - Advice to the mentally feeble
Go back to the stable as soon as possible - The latest craze
- Advice to the mentally feeble
Never by any chance stay at home. - A widow
Little Sister: A widow? What’s a widow? Big Sister: A lady what’s had a husband and is goin’ to have another. - When women vote
Mrs. Jones officially notified of her election as sheriff. - A dog's life
- Out of Work
- That’s a fine dog you have there. What breed is it
“That’s a fine dog you have there. What breed is it?” “Sh! Not so loud! He thinks he’s a bulldog.” - The Wonders of nature
Fond Grandparent: I was exactly like him at his age. - Tragic Moments
Trying to be appreciative while the author of the verses looks over your shoulder. - The Reason dinner was late
- Advice to the mentally feeble
By all means marry for a home. - Also Brave
An outsider at one of Mrs. Catchem’s evenings. - When Grandpa thinks of his mother
- A tragic moment for Smyth
A tragic moment for Smyth (who married for a home) Mrs. S. (who has the money) objects to the size of his tailor’s bill. - A Story from the Front
- Studies in Expression
Waiting for the flashlight. - The Third Generation
- You don’t mean to say, Estelle, that you are tired of settlement work
“You don’t mean to say, Estelle, that you are tired of settlement work?” “But, Auntie, dear, poor people are so monotonous.” - All women look alike
The plump one complains that the modern fashions make all women too much alike. - The latest things in mens styles
- Tragic Moments
When your rich aunt arrives unexpectedly and finds you haven’t hung the portrait she sent you at Christmas. - All sorts of pups
- Advice to the mentally feeble
Keep out of politics. - Also Brave
The parson’s wife. - Among those not invited